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 Post subject: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:43 pm 
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Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the compilation of diddies and raid carols created by some of our lovely members! Hope you enjoy and feel free to let your creativity flow and add some of your own. :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:48 pm 
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Smooth Boss Kill (to the tune of White Christmas)

I'm dreaming of a smooth boss kill
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the tanks could hold threat
Off the hunter's new pet
And ranged would know just when to moooooove...

-submitted by Farainasha


Naxxramas Halls, KT Falls
Sapphiron dies today!
Oh, what fun it is to raid
With Ishnu Por Ah hooray!
Malygos calls, and Sanctum Crawls
we're PWNing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to leap
Facefirst into the fray!

-submitted by Plainswander

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 Post subject: Re: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:49 pm 
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Twelve Days of Raiding (a work in progress)

On the eight day of raiding, master looter gave to me

Eight bosses farmed

seven hilarious wipes...
Six epic off-hands,
FIVE FREE ENCHAAAAANTS!
Four awesome flasks,
Money for repairs,
Tier set gloves,
and an offspec piece that was DKP free!
-compiled by various members

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 Post subject: Re: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:51 pm 
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Tanking's Hell (to the tune Jingle Bells)

Dashing to the stone
Summoning the raid
Through the portal we go
I'm the tank again today!
I hope my healer's here
And the dps is high
Cuz if they aren't I'm gonna get hit...
..and then I'll prob'ly die

Oh, tankings hell, tankings hell
tankings hell I say!
my name's Gohir and I love to cheer
When the boss drops plate HOORAY!
Oh, tankings hell, tankings hell
tankings hell I say!
But I won't mind the heroic grind...
If my deeps will learn to play!

back to the zone I go
it's the 13th time I've died
We should have called this hours ago
And my sword arms kinda tired.
let's clear this trash,
and haul some ash
so we can win, y'know?

Oh, tankings hell, tankings hell
tankings hell I say!
my name's Gohir and I love to cheer
When the boss drops plate HOORAY!
Oh, tankings hell, tankings hell
tankings hell I say!
But I won't mind the heroic grind...
If my deeps will learn to play!

-Plainswander

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 Post subject: Re: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:54 pm 
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O Hooter Bird (to the tune of Oh Tanenbaum)

O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Your feathers soft delight us.
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Your feathers soft delight us.
They're soft when raiding days and night;
They're soft when eclipse buffs all night.
O, Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Your feathers soft delight us!

O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird!
How are thy wraths so verdant!
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
How are thy wraths so verdant!
Not only in the boss fight,
But even on trash is thy prime.
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
How are thy wraths so verdant!

O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
You give us so much starfire!
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
You give us so much starfire!
How oft at phase change the sight,
O starfire, gives us delight!
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
You give us so much starfire!

O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Much DPS dost thou bring me!
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Much DPS dost thou bring me!
For every year the Hooter Bird,
Brings to us all both buffs and rez.
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Much DPS dost thou bring me!

O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Your feathers soft delight us.
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Your feathers soft delight us.
They're soft when raiding days and night;
They're soft when eclipse buffs all night.
O, Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Your feathers soft delight us!

O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Thy moonfire shine out brightly!
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Thy moonfire shine out brightly!
Each claw doth hold its tiny light,
That makes each boss to sparkle bright.
O Hooter Bird, O Hooter Bird,
Thy moonfire shine out brightly!

Oh Hooter Bird, Oh Hooter Bird
Forever true your raid role
Oh Hooter Bird, Oh Hooter Bird
Forever true your raid role
Your DPS so high in raid time
Stay bravely dead in wipe time
Oh Hooter Bird, Oh Hooter Bird
Forever true your raid role

Oh Hooter Bird, Oh Hooter Bird
You fill my bags with epics
Oh Hooter Bird, Oh Hooter Bird
You fill my bags with epics
Reminding me on master loot
To think of you and then be gay
Oh Hooter Bird, Oh Hooter Bird
You fill my bags with epics

-Gohir

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 Post subject: Re: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:50 am 
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RedEarth wrote:
Twelve Days of Raiding (a work in progress)

On the eight day of raiding, master looter gave to me

Eight bosses farmed

seven hilarious wipes...
Six epic off-hands,
FIVE FREE ENCHAAAAANTS!
Four awesome flasks,
Money for repairs,
Tier set gloves,
and an offspec piece that was DKP free!
-compiled by various members


Suggestions:

Dee-Oh-Tees
dancing druids
distracted healers
tanking mages
Leeroy facepulls
things to skin

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 Post subject: Re: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:13 pm 
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All I Need from Naxx (to the tune of "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth")

All I need from Naxx now is my full tier set,
My full tier set,
My full tier set.
Gee, if I could only get my full tier set,
I'd be so ready to beat Maly!

It's been so long since I have matched!
My robes and helm are clashing with my shoulders...
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be!
In my full gear set, I'd feel bolder!

All I need from Naxx now is my full tier set,
My full tier set,
My full tier set.
Gee, if I could only get my full tier set,
I'd be so ready to beat Maly!

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 Post subject: Re: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:25 pm 
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The Mechanohog song! (to the tune of "I have a little Dreidel")

I have a little Mechanohog
I made it out of parts
And when it's all is assembled
Then Mechanohog I shall start!

Oh - Mechanohog, Mechanohog, Mechanohog
I made it out of parts
And when it's all is assembled
Then Mechanohog I shall start!

It has a re-inforced body
With wheels so shiny and bling
And when my Mechanohog's running
They spin and then I win!

Oh - Mechanohog, Mechanohog, Mechanohog
I made it out of parts
And when it's all is assembled
Then Mechanohog I shall start!

My Mechanohog's always revving
It loves to run and spin
A happy trip on Mechanohog
Come ride now, let's begin!

Oh - Mechanohog, Mechanohog, Mechanohog
I made it out of parts
And when it's all is assembled
Then Mechanohog I shall start!


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 Post subject: Re: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:59 pm 
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Read my RSP; I'm missing
Two front teeth.
I don't have wings--
Not a demonic being.
All it says is that I'm missing
Two front teeth
So I can roleplay at the tavern.

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 Post subject: Re: The Ishnu Song Book
PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:11 pm 
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The Distance (by Cake)

Reluctantly crouched at the boss pull line,
Cooldowns waiting and biding their time.
The tank says "Pulling", his shield goes up.
Dodging and weaving, they hope he stays up.
They deftly maneuver casting heals at top rank,
Rage buring fast on an angry tank.
Reckless and wild, the DPS burns.
Their damage is potent and secretly stearn.
As they speed through Icecrown, the bosses go down.
The loot goes out and they shut their WoW down.
The zone is empty except for one tank,
Still dodging and weaving as fast as he can.
An'she has gone down and Mu'ash has come up,
And long ago the raid left and broke up.
But he's dodging and weaving and sticking to strats.
And thinking of bosses from whom he still burns.

He's going the distance.
He's going for kills.
They're all alone
In their time for randoms.
Because he's doding and weaving and plotting the raid course,
He's fighting and biting and riding his undead horse,
He's going the distance.

No epics, no achievements, no screenshots, no Dalaran wine,
He's hauntted by encounters he cannot define.
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of lag and DCs,
Assail him, impale him with kodo-cart force.
In his mind, he's still tanking, still leading the raid.
They're hoping in time that their lockout will fade.
Cause he's extending, and raiding, and plotting the raid course,
He's fighting and biting and riding his undead horse.
An'she has gone down and Mu'ash has come up,
And long ago the raid left and broke up.
But he's dodging and weaving and sticking to strats.
And thinking of bosses from whom he still burns.

Cause he's going the distance.
He's going for kills.
They're all alone
In their time for randoms.
Because he's dodging and weaving and plotting the raid course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his undead horse.
He's doding and weaving and plotting the raid course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his undead horse.
He's going the distance.
He's going for kills.
He's going the distance.


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 Post subject: I wanna be upDated!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:47 am 
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We haven't had a new one in a while, so...to the tune of "I wanna be sedated!" by the Ramones...


Twenty-twenty-twenty four gigs to go I wanna be updated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be updated
Just download the freaking patch, let me go and train
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my keyboard I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four files to go....
Just let me get to Orgrimmar, or even Thunder Bluff
Dalaran is useless, too much laggy stuff...
This stupid patching process, it's taken long enough!
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be updated!
Back in the game and graphics are updated
Just put me in a choppa get me to the raid
Hurry hurry hurry, my sub is fully paid
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my keys
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four addons to go...
Just help me fix my spec...
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be updated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be updated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be updated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be updated

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