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 Post subject: Otter's Brews and Tattoos!
PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 7:45 am 
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Rakko "Otter" Ainu burst out of the Ishnu Por Ah lodge, carting in a wagon load of 12 small pony kegs. Heading down to the Thunder Bluff pond, he sets up a table and sets the kegs upon them. He then turns to one and all, raises up his arms and beckons all he can see over.

“Ey! Ho, me bruddahs an sistas! Howzit?

“Tink now da time. Da brews I make stay ready. Many time foa dem. I care foa dem good. Gonna broke da mout’, eh? Dey so ono! You try, eh? Try try! Taste and give ‘um da word, eh?

“Goin’ open a little shop. Goin’ make choke moneys and the peoples so happy wit da brews. Dey de kine, eh? De kine make special foa alladem. Some foa Shu’halos. Some fo trolls. Some fo orcs. Some fo all! Special foa dem, eh?

“I speaka da Orc moa betta, eh? But still not da best. So, look foa da help. Goin’ need good names foa da brews, eh? I make special de kine foa all da peoples, eh? Warm brew an cold brew foa each a dem. Foa Shu’halos, foa trolls, foa orcs, foa elfs, foa dead mans and foa gobos. Two each. So need de kine, eh? Twelve names all tol’, eh?

“Den names wen made, we goin’ open shop, eh? Otter’s Tattoo Saloon! Is da best, eh? Oh, yeah. Tattoos, brah! Tattoos an brews! I make dem both special! Island style, brah!

“But first, da names! Try try da brews. Help a bruddah out an gimme da names? Dose wen make good names, free keg foa you, eh?”

((I’ll just leave it at that for now. >> If folks can’t understand, I’ll explain better in the not so broke Orc, hehe))

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