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 Post subject: Community Service
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:18 pm 
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After the unfortunate Bairne Shaving Incident, and the Chasing and Shearing of the Young Bulls Disaster, the Elders of Thunder Bluff decided that Abominus needed to be reigned in. After a long gathering, and much angry words, it was decided that he be given a series of tasks, work to prove his commitment to be a good adoptive Shu'halo, or at least as good a one as a crazed, maggot riddled Forsaken could be. Through a narrow margin, the decision was made to not banish the insane Forsaken from Thunder Bluff. Instead, they came up with "Community Service", in a desperate attempt to instill some values into the maggot addled brain of the dead human.

A bit later, a disgruntled Abominus was seen moving through Thunder Bluff. He was wearing a floppy leather hat, dirty overalls, and big gloves, and pushing a wheelbarrow and shovel. The wheelbarrow was filled to overflowing with fresh kodo dung.

"How can they have ssso much in them, yesss?" Abominus ponders. A small group of maggots, armed with pushbrooms and wearing blue coveralls and straw hats, diligently followed behind him. Tauren going about their business stopped and stared at the sight, some guffawing and others shaking their heads. "And where will we put it all, yesss? The angry Bull-thing behind the Druid Tent sssaid he doesssn't need any, yesss. And, they don't want usss dumping it over the ssside of the bluffsss at random, yesss. Where will we put it all, yesss?"

Abominus was turned down by the Hunters Lodge, and even given more work there when he stopped. The Warrior's Lodge just laughed and waved him off. No Inn would take the dung. The Shaman all stood along the base of their bluff and turned Abominus away. The Forsaken in the cave under the Spirit Bluff only picked a few choice bits for themselves, but said no when Abominus started to dump the rest inside the cave. His own adopted clan, the Clawmane, had no lodge in the city. That left only one group he could turn to, one organization that could help in this task.

The Ishnu Por Ah! They were always bleating about Earthmother this and Spirit that! The home of his Beloved Redearth would not turn him down! Abominus began to run loads of manure into their sweat lodge and Great Teepee, dumping them near the fires. "They will dry out here, and the Tauren-thingsss can make them into chipsss and logsss for fuel, and maybe for planting thingsss in, like mussshroomsss, or Quillboar, yesss! They will thank Abominusss when they are back from their tripsss to the firelandsss, yesss!" Cackling madly, the crazed Forsaken went about his work with renewed fervor.

Like an unstoppable avalanche of civic goodness, Abominus moved load after load of Kodo dung into the lodges. Thunder Bluff held it's breath...

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Last edited by Abominus on Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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 Post subject: Re: Community Service
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:19 pm 
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Copied to World's End tavern and CC forums, as well as Grim MAw Forums.

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